This & That

Thank God for #tiesto #clublife to get me through traffic.

What a perfect night.

Buying all new sets of tools. Don’t ever ask me to borrow tools. The answer is NO! People don’t return borrowed shit.

“When you have a problem, face it don’t Facebook it.”

Yeah, @IMMORTALS was awesome!!! Can’t wait to see it again. I’m going to marry @KellanLutz. Gotta meet him so I can propose. Haha!

Why is it all I smell is weed? Oh wait I’m Venice.

I like the new LyricPlay feature on Shazam.

Shout out to all members of the military especially LGBT members who, as of today, can serve openly!

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! Dead men tell no tales. Hang ‘im from the yardarm.

The awkward moment when Kanye finds a bird in his living room.