May 2012
1 post
@Avicii live #edcNY
April 2012
10 posts
Nooooooooo!!! #gameofthrones
I love my parents. They’re so adorable.
RT @Gentlemenhood: We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.
RT @ralphmarston: Don’t use success as an excuse to rest on your accomplishments. Don’t use failure as an excuse to give up.
Hey it’s the smoke monster from Lost.
#addictedtoinstagram
The hanky system.
This whole witches subplot on True Blood is terrible.
Yes!!! Season 6 of WEEDS is now available on Netflix streaming.
Joffrey needed to be bitch slapped. This season of GameofThrones looks awesome. Love me some Jon Snow.
March 2012
11 posts
Holy shit!!! Someone jn hollywood won the lottery!!!!
Sooo sore from the gym. Anyone wanna come over and give me a massage? Anyone?
What is it about the wind that creeps me out?
Wow! Gotten all red lights.
Day lights savings is tonight?!?! Whyyyyy? I’m not ready for that. Ugggg
RT @ralphmarston: Your assignment: show the world how great life can be.
Let’s objectify boy.
If we had sex I’d buy you coffee the next day if the line wasn’t so long at Starbucks.
RT @Gentlemenhood: Focusing on quantity over quality do you no good. A lot of followers does not equate to a lot of supporters. #TwitterTips
Pickups, sedans, and crossovers. RT @cnnbrk: Toyota recalling about 680,000 vehicles http://t.co/bs2nFzEK
We weren’t looking for solutions.
February 2012
5 posts
I’m about to fall asleeeeeeeeeeeeee …………..
Definitely watching the Oscars. RT @comingsoonnet: Hollywood icons Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy will present at the 84th Academy Awards.
We drank. We fought. He made his ancestors proud.
Who would you rather be? Porn star or politician? Same thing except one is more honest than the other. o_O
Damn! The boys are out today. #whattodo?
January 2012
2 posts
Thank God for #tiesto #clublife to get me through traffic.
What a perfect night.
December 2011
1 post
Buying all new sets of tools. Don’t ever ask me to borrow tools. The answer is NO! People don’t return borrowed shit.
November 2011
2 posts
“When you have a problem, face it don’t Facebook it.”
Yeah, @IMMORTALS was awesome!!! Can’t wait to see it again. I’m going to marry @KellanLutz. Gotta meet him so I can propose. Haha!
October 2011
1 post
Why is it all I smell is weed? Oh wait I’m Venice.
September 2011
19 posts
I like the new LyricPlay feature on Shazam.
Shout out to all members of the military especially LGBT members who, as of today, can serve openly!
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! Dead men tell no tales. Hang ‘im from the yardarm.
The awkward moment when Kanye finds a bird in his living room.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!
Crazy stuff in Reno. Accident with mass casualties at an air show. Eeek!
I survived the DMV and all I got was this card.
I’M FREE!!!
…and their computers are down. Same as last time. Get it together LA!
Made it to the DMV. Waiting outside. Not too long of a line but it’s sprinkling. Last time I was here it was raining. LOL! #cityboyproblems
Still procrastinating going to the DMV to replace my license. I’m emotionally unavailable to deal with being at the DMV. LOL!
I can do it. I can do it.
Woohoo!! Another pair of pants that doesn’t fit me anymore. Means I’ve put on more weight.
He’s as stiff as the Tax Masters guy, singing ‘Born to be Wild.’
And now it’s raining. Hahahaha. Well, more like drizzling.
Running with a hangover is NOT fun! #whyohwhy
Soulja Boy: what a dumbass!!! Show some respect. What are you doing for the country where you enjoy free speech? TMZ: http://bit.ly/npschf