February 2012
5 posts
I’m about to fall asleeeeeeeeeeeeee …………..
Definitely watching the Oscars. RT @comingsoonnet: Hollywood icons Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy will present at the 84th Academy Awards.
We drank. We fought. He made his ancestors proud.
Who would you rather be? Porn star or politician? Same thing except one is more honest than the other. o_O
Damn! The boys are out today. #whattodo?
January 2012
2 posts
Thank God for #tiesto #clublife to get me through traffic.
What a perfect night.
December 2011
1 post
Buying all new sets of tools. Don’t ever ask me to borrow tools. The answer is NO! People don’t return borrowed shit.
November 2011
2 posts
“When you have a problem, face it don’t Facebook it.”
Yeah, @IMMORTALS was awesome!!! Can’t wait to see it again. I’m going to marry @KellanLutz. Gotta meet him so I can propose. Haha!
October 2011
1 post
Why is it all I smell is weed? Oh wait I’m Venice.
September 2011
19 posts
I like the new LyricPlay feature on Shazam.
Shout out to all members of the military especially LGBT members who, as of today, can serve openly!
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! Dead men tell no tales. Hang ‘im from the yardarm.
The awkward moment when Kanye finds a bird in his living room.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!
Crazy stuff in Reno. Accident with mass casualties at an air show. Eeek!
I survived the DMV and all I got was this card.
I’M FREE!!!
…and their computers are down. Same as last time. Get it together LA!
Made it to the DMV. Waiting outside. Not too long of a line but it’s sprinkling. Last time I was here it was raining. LOL! #cityboyproblems
Still procrastinating going to the DMV to replace my license. I’m emotionally unavailable to deal with being at the DMV. LOL!
I can do it. I can do it.
Woohoo!! Another pair of pants that doesn’t fit me anymore. Means I’ve put on more weight.
He’s as stiff as the Tax Masters guy, singing ‘Born to be Wild.’
And now it’s raining. Hahahaha. Well, more like drizzling.
Running with a hangover is NOT fun! #whyohwhy
Soulja Boy: what a dumbass!!! Show some respect. What are you doing for the country where you enjoy free speech? TMZ: http://bit.ly/npschf
CRIMSON TIDE is way better than HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.
I can feel it starting to cool off. Fall is around the corner.
August 2011
2 posts
RT @FreddyAmazin: Pshh yeah I know what that means! *quickly searches on google*
Gross! Why do people pick their nose in their car?
July 2011
15 posts
RT @West_LA: Tonight only: Free sobriety test & license verification! La Cienega between Melrose & Beverly, courtesy of LAPD. http://ow.ly/5QRSy
Hahaha @ boys on the fence of sexuality. #dimeadozen
Woohoo! Yay for boys who sleep naked. Hahaha!!!
Where is the bar at this place? #lost #sdcc
Terrible tragedies happening in the world. Mourn the dead but stay positive about life. #optimism
Let’s see what this #HarryPotter is all about.
IHOP at 4am sounds like a good idea but it’s not. #trustme haha!
Gym time then beach time. #carmaheaven
#HarryPotter this weekend! Seeing it on IMAX otherwise I would just watch it at home when it’s out on video.
YES!!! #RebeccaBlack has a new single coming out this week?
I don’t get hipstamatic cameras apps. Do you also use a Walkman instead of an iPod?
Pasta ‘al dente’ with mushroom and meat marinara sauce for dinner. #quickandeasy meal
Started a movie watching group. Going through AFI’s top 100 starting with #1.
Well it’s turned into a little UT reunion. Hook ‘em horns!
June 2011
6 posts
Idiot! Get your stupid bike off the boardwalk and onto the bike path.
Sad! Gays are some of the biggest supporters of electronic music and none of the EDC DJs have given a shout out to NY marriage equality.